Dr Now Laser Engraved Wood Magnet or Ornament

Description

NOTE: THESE ARE MADE AS ORDERED

If You Continue To Eat, You Will Die (Size approx.: 2¾” x 3″)

Covid Did Not Make You Eat Dat (Size approx.: 2¾” x 3″)

Have You Lost Tirty Pounds Dis Munt? (Size approx.: 2¾” x 3½”)

What You Wanna Magic Happen? (Size approx.: 2¾” x 3″)

Why You Eat So Much (Size approx: 3″ x 3″)

So Your Mudder Is An Enabler (Size approx.: 2¾” x 3″)

Where Are All The Extra Calories Coming From? (Size approx.: 2½” x 3″)

You Not Gonna Starve (Size approx.: 2¾” x 3″)

Tis The Season To Lose Turdy Pounds (Size approx.: 3″ x 2½”)

Do you look like you’re malnourished? (Size approx.: 3″ x 3½”)

You’re sneaking food (Size approx.: 3″ x 3″)

You can’t lie your way out of a heart attack (Size approx.: 3″ x 4″)

Oh look, here come the tears (Size approx.: 3″ x 3½”)

There is no protein in mashed potatoes (Size approx.: 3″ x 3″)

Pizza is not part of your diet (Size approx.: 3″ x 3½”)

The scale doesn’t lie people do (Size approx.: 3″ x 3½”)

You are not 700lbs of water weight (Size approx.: 3″ x 3½”)

Why are you not following the diet? (Size approx.: 3″ x 3½”)

Who bringing you the food? (Size approx.: 3″ x 3½”)

Laser Engraved and HandCut

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PLEASE NOTE These are handmade items, there may be a slight difference from the picture or previous order.